this is so nostalgic. tumblr rolls out something terrible. everyone complains. it breaks several people’s dashboards. for some reason it only rolls out to a few people at a time with seemingly no warning. the community collectively and immediately searches for a browser extension that undoes the change. i know we’ve all gotten burnt out on all social media sucking but this is genuinely The tumblr experience. everyone who hasn’t gotten it already gets an achievement. welcome to the club
I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”
I’m back bitches-
Anyways Shang Qinghua as the creator god of SVSSS is still my fav so here’s some little thoughts to feed y’all-
- All his disciples that form a golden core gain the power to make very specific things which they love
- Someone makes dandelions
- Someone can make perfectly round stones
- Another person can make little tea cups of stone
- Not all useful but personal in that no one person can make the same as another
- Shang Qinghua is overflowing with energy, just not like- qi energy
- Hence why no one clocks him as a god
- Qi wise he’s not powerful powerful
- But his godly powers emanate the energy of the world, so it’s very ambient- only when he concentrates does one feel this sort of pressure, as if the invisible air is bending and twisting to form solid mass
- He usually uses his godly powers to make melon seeds
- He could use it to do paperwork but frankly he feels like it’s cheating and he just. Forgets.
- He makes Mobei-jun stuff all the time tho
- His king’s cloak is ruined? He fixes it discreetly. His king looks tired? Boom, magic calming tea. His king wants to fuck him- boom, lube.
- Mobei-jun knows.
- He knows so much
- He knows Shang Qinghua is a god
- He knows that he created it all.
- He knows that he is the perfect man in SQH’s eyes.
- He knows
- He also knows that his little god is scared of thunder
- And gets cold because he forgets his cloak
- And likes to make little flowers when he thinks MB isn’t looking.
- He knows that Shang Qinghua is kind.
- Much too forgiving, much too gentle, much too scared.
- That’s alright
- This King will keep his little god safe.
- It is only fair that he should
- It is the duty of a husband after all.

Oh man, we need another piece of high cinema to look forward to after the Barbie Movie comes out.
while kissing my cat’s little head: you’re a problem *smooch* you’re a terror *smooch* you’re a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*
Secondary poll based on the comments so far:
You two should reconsider your relationship if you’re not able to compromise
You’re perfect for each other, never involve anyone else in this situation
See Resultspropose to him with the worst fucking ring you can possibly get your hands on. like not a half-assed, “oh you won’t like anything I get anyway,” passive-aggression ring, that is not the play, you need to do your research and take some interest in the things that matter to your
enemyfuture husband and really learn about like, the gemstone cuts or whatever, and then you need to get him the most eye-catching ring you can find that would also be completely offensive to his overdeveloped sensibilities. He’s putting in all this effort to bribe the cat to bite you, it’s the least you could do to step it up in response.So that anon came back with an adorable proposal story, but I fucking love this idea and need it to make it into someone’s fanfic or something
the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline
Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class
i hope the ao3 volunteers are okay, dealing with a ddos attack while the whole community is crying must be very stressful.
As seen on the AO3 twitter status uptade:
so yeah, everyone please stop refreshing your fics, that just adds to the problem.
do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???